My friend Stephanie..
just made my mind implode. she tells me stories of creepy people and shows me photos of fat squirrels, and then, makes the best idea of food that i immediately need to shove into my gob. this idea, in case your wondering is a chalupa stuffed inside a slice of sbarro’s pizza. just so you know, we’re in our third hour english class, and it will be another hour and a half before lunch,...
shit, mang. do you ever feel like your hands are moving sooooo much slower than your mind, so you can’t type all the awesome thoughts happening because you happened to mix alcohol and cold medicine and now you’re just gonna piss your pants because your best friend sent you an effing spongebob squarepants photo, and you’re like, really mang, really? the fuck? this shit is making...
I’m thinking I should make a video blog. I feel like all of you tumblr fellows should be able to enjoy my mindless ramblings about how much I wish I could grow a beard and mustache. Also, I’ve decided if I can’t grow facial hair, and believe me, I’ve tried, I shall just get my tongue pierced. This will at least add a little something fun to my face. I’m currently...
Honestly, I need to stop window shopping online. Honestly, My toes need a new coat of varnish on them. Honestly, I’m loving tumblr. Honestly, I want you to know you’re beautiful. Honestly, People need to stop hating me because I know I’m beautiful. Honestly, Let’s be Happy together.
thought of the moment.
i wish everyone i knew had epic porno staches. like truly epic ones. like from the 70’s. yeah.
The lesson, ladies, is that great cleavage comes with great responsibility....– With Great Cleavage Comes Great Responsibility | washingtoncitypaper.com
1. I love sleep. 2. I want to go to art school. It breaks my heart that i can’t go to my dream one. 3. I honestly feel like I never knew what absolute happiness was until I met Anthony. 4. I adore dancing, people think fat girls shouldn’t dance, and they can basically suck it. 5. I feel beautiful more often than not, and I try my best to make other girls feel like that. 6....