If you’ve never heard of it, I don’t blame you. This site is pretty freakin sweet at killing my boredom. If you’ve got one, you should talk to me. Vampirefreaks.com/OpprobriousCunt
So there’s this Bon Temps Football Hoodie for sale on HBO.com, and I mean, if you happened to buy it for me, I wouldn’t be opposed to that. I would also be inclined to love you forever. And possibly provide you with really amazing oral sex. I’m just sayin. (:
My Uterus Obviously Wants a Punch in the Teeth.
Jesus H. Christ, Mother of God, I think it’s growing claws and trying to rip it’s way out of my pelvic region. I’ve sneezed like 8 times in the last 10 seconds, and every single time I think I’m pissing myself. If someone doesn’t rub my lower back while kissing the back of my neck, feeding me copious amounts of pain killers and chocolate, while cooing about how pretty...
charletteannie asked: 7, 9, 19 and 49 :)
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1. Picture of yourself? 2. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? 3. Have you ever been dumped? 4. What do you most like about making out? 5. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? 6. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? 7. What part of a person’s body do...
I guess it doesn’t matter.
Fuck society, I love fat girls.
Me too ((: